random insanity...

Oct 01

quote I don’t chase people anymore. I learned that I’m here, and I’m important. I’m not going to run after people to prove that I matter.

— EY (via latelycravingmore)
Oct 01

quote You were red. You liked me cause I was blue. You touched me and suddenly I was a lilac sky and you decided purple just wasn’t for you.

— i read this 12 times (via fusels)
Oct 01

quote The people who make you feel something. They’re the one’s you should be afraid of

— remember this. (via she-couldnt-breathe)
Oct 01
All the fajitas. All of them.  (at Chuy’s)

All the fajitas. All of them. (at Chuy’s)

Sep 30

shojo:

ohhowlucky:

danteogodofsoup:

killbenedictcumberbatch:

standupcomedyblog:

John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner

THE BEST JOKE IN EXISTENCE

GOD I JUST TOLD SOMEONE ABOUT THIS STORY

This is one of the best pieces of comedy that I have ever had the pleasure of witnessing. I love this. I have been looking for this online for awhile.

No, seriously, watch this. It’s fantastic.

Sep 30

quote I’d be lying if
I said I never thought we’d
end up together.

Some people are meant to fall in love but not be together, IS. (via wordsofindya)
Sep 30
Sep 30

quote One day you’re going to see her holding hands with someone who took your chance. She won’t even notice you because she’s too busy laughing with the stupid jokes he makes. And it will burn your heart seeing that beautiful smile on her face and realizing that you’re not the reason anymore. And then it will finally hit you: it was her, it was always her.

— (via california-diamond)
Sep 30

morelikebabedylan:

the thing is though everytime a girl compliments me on a dress/skirt with pockets and I declare THANKS IT HAS POCKETS her response completely changes from “oh that’s nice” to “FUCK ME BACKWARDS ARE YOU FOR REAL SHOW ME SHOW ME THE POCKETS”

Sep 30

dannydino11:

rollin-in:

legalmexican:

hugging me from behind and kissing my neck at the same time is a good way to melt my heart

Or make me lose my pants

Or both.